Short-ish.

Posted: September 27, 2017 in Uncategorized

You might be short-ish if your head has ever been used as an armrest.

You might be short-ish if you have a fear of hightop chairs.

You might be short-ish if you roll your eyes when you hear people who are 5’7″ complain about being too short.

You might be short-ish if you love hotel soap because it makes you feel huge.

You might be short-ish if you hate urinals.

You might be short-ish if you’ve never owned a pair of pants that didn’t have to be hemmed up.

You might be short-ish if you’ve ever been mistaken for a 5th grader.

You might be short-ish if you regularly make friends at the grocery store by asking complete strangers to get something off the top shelf for you.

You might be short-ish if people can’t tell if you are wearing cargo shorts or capris.

You might be short-ish if you’ve hugged someone and ended up with your face in their armpit.

You might be short-ish if at least twice a day someone feels compelled to remind you that you are actually really short.

 

 

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