my ANTI-bucket list…

Posted: July 14, 2016 in Uncategorized

here is a random list of things that I DON’T want to experience:

• get tackled by an angry NFL linebacker.
• eat liver pudding, Lima beans, tofu or blue tortilla chips.
• be beige.
• play tennis while wearing a used Mickey Mouse costume.
• shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
• be seen shirtless on the TV show COPS.
• spend the night in Central Park.
• Go bungee jumping – I’m afraid I might get mistaken for a piñata.
• run through a dog park wearing a fanny pack full of raw meat.
• wear skinny jeans.
• take life, or the ones who make my life so sweet, for granted.

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