Things I wondered about as a child…

Posted: October 24, 2015 in Uncategorized

Why are the most fun things on a playground, the monkey bars and merry go round, also most dangerous?

Why is Shaggy, on Scooby Doo, always hungry?

If peanut butter has as much protein as liver, why would ANYBODY ever eat liver?

If we aren’t supposed to pick our noses, why are our fingers a perfect fit for our nostrils?

Why do people seem to outgrow the ability to wonder?

What is inside a Stretch Armstrong action figure?

Why do dogs have to die sooner than we do?

Why does Christmas Eve seem like it lasts forever?

Who thinks its a good idea to interrupt Starsky and Hutch with the State of the Union speech?

Why isn’t Evel Knievel the President?

Why do grown ups fight over the silliest things?

How did Darth Vader become so mean?

How, after getting beat to a pulp, does Hulk Hogan always manage to start shaking and find the inner strength to make a come back?

How come banana seats make you ride faster?

Is that real hair on GI Joe’s face?

Why is the Skipper on Gilligan’s Island such a bully?

Why ARE there bullies?

Is there anybody as cool as the six million dollar man?

Why does water taste better when it comes out of a garden hose on a summer day?

Do I really have to grow up?

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