carbonated joy

I’m the kind of guy
Who really likes pie.
I could eat it 314 different and delicious ways.
I could consume it on summer and winter days.
I like blueberry, apple, snozberry, or sweet potato pie.
I’m completely crazy about key lime, I even like shoo fly.
I like Frito chili pie, pot pie, fried pie, pecan and shepherds pie, my oh my!!
Pie is a magical word, it can make any word sound tasty, even kidney pie.
I really just like pie!
I’m that kind of guy.