It’s Monday after the Super Bowl, which really should be a national day off! But since it’s not, there are other ways we can celebrate. Here are some things you can do:
Every time you accomplish anything, do a touchdown dance.
Take a selfie with a stranger while listening to Justin Timberlake.
Randomly stand up and tackle yourself to the ground.
Flap your arms like an Eagle and shout “I can fly!!”
Get your hair cut like Tom Brady cause bangs are cool.
Use Kleenex as penalty flags to throw fouls on coworkers and family.
Eat some leftover wings and Doritos.
Celebrate good times, c’mon!
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