It’s the most wonderful time of the year,
I’m reunited with a sandwich I hold dear.
McRib you fill my stomach with saucy cheer,
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
There’ll be a tasty pork product on a hoagie roll,
Add some pickles and onions, it’s food for the soul.
There’ll be barbecue sauce smeared all over my face,
The though of it puts me in a most happy place.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year,
Through the drive-thru, my car I’ll joyfully steer.
My lips simply can’t wait to greet
That delicious restructured meat!
McRib, my mouthwatering friend, I love you!
I knew you’d come back, you always do!!
carbonated joy 