I hate beige!
It’s the color of cubicles designed to confine.
It’s conformity, giving up, and standing in line.
Man, I hate beige!
It’s the color of the flavorless horde
Who live their lives perpetually bored.
Boy, do I hate beige!
It’s the color of Monday, sad songs, and tasteless food.
Also the shade of blah, apathy, and a foul mood.
I really, really hate beige.
It’s bland, inoffensive, and politically correct.
It’s the pale hue of mediocrity, I suspect.
I hate beige!
carbonated joy 